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I was the man with the knife.

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it’s been nearly an hour since i finished Snowpiercer and I just… 

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I have a lot of free time right now, suggest me movies to watch?

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Title: The Elements
Artist: Tom Lehrer
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There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, 
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, 
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, 
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, 
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, 
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium, 
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, 

And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium. 

There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, 
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, 
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, 
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium. 

There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium, 
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium, 
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, 
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium. 
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium, 
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, 
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, 

And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium. 

There’s sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium, 
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium, 
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium, 
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium. 

These are the only ones of which the news has come to ha’vard, 
And there may be many others, but they haven’t been discavard. 

Is it sad that I’ve memorized half of this?

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mario paint composer was created for this

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce


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FEMM - Wannabe (x)

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FEMM - Wannabe (x)

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FEMM - Party All Night (x)

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Endless list of favourite children’s novels  The Search for WondLa by Tony DiTerlizzi (illustrated by Tony DiTerlizzi)

"I am Eva… Eva Nine. I am a new creature in an old world."

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i did it


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Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix

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Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit.

Cinematic gold.

my favourite movie hands down

It baffles me that I know so many people who flat out dislike this movie.